How to put your pants on differently than everyone else?

I pride myself on being better than everyone else around me. I am a college graduate, a MENSA member, I have a great job, am very handsome and have impeccable style. Women all around my city line up to date me, men hate me but still line up to be my friend. I spend more on my clothes than some people make in a month. I always shop at the best stores and eat at the best restaurants. I mingle with senators and other VIPs. It is VERY humbling and embarrassing for me to ask people on here for their help.



The other day at Ruth's Chris I rented out half the restaurant for my guests and I. This very stupid incompetent waiter brought me back a medium-rare filet mignon when I clearly ordered rare. Needless to say, I was upset. I gave him a well deserved tongue-lashing, and did not stop for a solid 7 minutes. Then the worthless little bottomfeeder actually had the audacity to tell me that I wasn't any better than he was. He may not of knew who I was but he does have eyes, I mean the nerve. Then he told me that I put my pants on the same way he does, one leg at a time. For once in my life, I was at a loss of words. There was nothing I could say in response to that. I was so humiliated in front of my guests that I left early. He was right, my pants might have more style and class than his entire wardrobe combined but I do put them on one leg at a time. I must change this. How can I successfully put my pants on differently? Trust me, I hate asking the public for help. But for the person who answers best, not only do you get 10 points but you also have the honor of answering a question I have asked. You can put that on your resume and actually get hired at a job other than a gas station.How to put your pants on differently than everyone else?
Jump into them

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This was hilarious! GJ.... Have a happy Halloween!How to put your pants on differently than everyone else?
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BRO YOU IS HIDEEOUSHow to put your pants on differently than everyone else?
get over yourself
you are a person who thinks that they are all that and then some, that guy was right to put you in your place. you need to get your head out of your butt and realize you are no more special then me, the president, or a homeless person. if you have ever gone to a history class you will learn all men are created equal you are no better than everyone else so quit glorifying your self and have some humanity